I am number one
- I am #1 for most monkey poo, I am the best
- don't diss Citi ops, its better than ibd at Piper Jaffray
i thought this title would be better than my last one.
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also who is this westfald guy? He's a total joke, works at a no name boutique and goes to University of Colorado at Boulder where he is the group mod on this forum. That is sad.
Did you delete your other thread because I said you were joining WF FT in 2010 and were interviewing for a FT position at Citi ops a few months ago?
Giving that you were interviewing for BO positions a few months ago, is it a stretch to guess that your WF full-time offer is actually BO? I bet you'd suck a dick or two to trade that in for a piper jaffray offer.
This is very funny! SB for you.
no, i wanted this to be my goodbye thread and wanted a better thread title. I'm going to create a new account since some guy is going around deleting everything but I have achieved my goal of most monkey poo in the forums.
Yes, I will say that my offer is in the back office for WF, CS and Citi but don't worry I will go with a consulting offer instead because I HATE THE BACK OFFICE AND ITS FOR FAGZ! like westfald over here with his university of boulder degree.
I think in my next account I'll go for the most silver bananas now that i've achieved the most monkey poo. I will probably give a bunch of heartfelt stories about how back office is awesome and stuff. Look out for me friends!
Goodluck with that. =)
Lol. Farewell chap.
Sticks & stones may break my bones but at least I don't have to work for Accenture.
I bet UC Boulder is pretty fun.
Believe it or not, if you want to make grades at CU you have to forgo most partying. So yes, you can have a ton of fun & party your ass off, but you'll just end up being one of CU's many burnouts.
sry westfald i'd rather do back office at a BB than work at your crap job. at least i have the guts to admit where i'm at, u live a lie! peace.
Wow, that's pretty funny. You have no "guts" or likely any other redeeming quality. What's even funnier is that you somehow have a superiority complex. Furthermore, the only lie I see being lived, is by be people like you. I'm perfectly fine with where I went to school & where I work. I honestly feel bad for you. Have fun being rapped up by where you work for the rest of your life. peace.
hey fordhambastard what the hell is the problem with you saying people's schools sucks. Who gives a fuck! Why do you care who goes to what school, it doesn't matter, no one cares. Go fly a kite for the next few hours
I actually like fordhammaster and I'm pretty upset he has to leave (stale PJ hate aside). Can you retain the master suffix so that I know what my next target of monkey poo should be?
I was thinking more along the lines of skiing and stuff like that. I get fucked up on a regular basis at my current school so I think I could handle it.
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