I HATE REDLINING NDAs

I’m at a good MM bank. I’m a good person. I do good. I tip well. I thank my uber drivers and tip them nicely. I hold the door open for everybody. I call my mom everyday. I buy coffee for my coworkers and drinks and dinner for my friends. SO WHY THE FCK DO I HAVE TO REDLINE NDAs UNTIL 2 AM AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK?!?? Does any other analyst at another MM/BB/EB have to do this fcking horsht?

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