I Just Drank Piss for the First Time Ever

This is not a troll post. I got down and dirty with this girl I've been kinda seeing and we were planning on making love tonight so she came over to my place. Went to the bathroom to brush her teeth and do whatever (although i said it wasnt necessary) and I couldnt wait so i went in. Apparently she was peeing. I told her to get up in the middle of her peeing and i crouched down and started eating her out all the while she couldnt hold it any longer and let go of the rest of her piss.

i was surprised buuuuuuuuut not gonna lie, that strangely turned me on like crazy lol. slightly salty, slightly bitter. will ask her to piss in my mouth next time.

anyways just dropped her off back at her apt cause shes got work in a couple hours.

im gonna be wacking off to her pissing in my mouth for the rest of the night. gn monkeys.

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I love that 'ever piss off an MD' is listed as related content.

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and from this day on, she'll know you as the guy who drank her piss...i really hope you guys never get into an argument in public

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getyourhandsupThis is not a troll post. I got down and dirty with this girl I've been kinda seeing and we were planning on making love tonight so she came over to my place. Went to the bathroom to brush her teeth and do whatever (although i said it wasnt necessary) and I couldnt wait so i went in. Apparently she was peeing. I told her to get up in the middle of her peeing and i crouched down and started eating her out all the while she couldnt hold it any longer and let go of the rest of her piss.

i was surprised buuuuuuuuut not gonna lie, that strangely turned me on like crazy lol. slightly salty, slightly bitter. will ask her to piss in my mouth next time.

anyways just dropped her off back at her apt cause shes got work in a couple hours.

im gonna be wacking off to her pissing in my mouth for the rest of the night. gn monkeys.

ALSO, very intrigued to see if the "drinking piss fetishes" tag ever gets any play on this site again.

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