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Removing this as I got the responses I needed. Thanks very much!
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Not sure if this is troll post, but assuming it’s not:
1) Best not to do this kind of stuff again
2) I doubt there will be legal trouble. These firms all have media relations teams that handle messages 10x worse than yours. Just think about all the nasty emails/calls they got during Occupy Wall Street (if you remember that time). In the grand scheme of things, your emails just aren’t worth their time.
hmm fair enough- thanks. Not a troll post.
BPD doesn’t mean bipolar - it means borderline personality disorder.
Its a random username. Got nothing to do with medical terminology. Changed it just to make sure I don't get more comments about this.
Oh ok. What medicines do you take - have you ever been to inpatient?
Aripiprazole and Venlafaxine. Yes I have.
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Dude it's not edgy it's bipolar mania
If bait/troll - weak.
If real - take some lithium and chill, they don't give a shit.
Lol thanks
If this is a bait, its not funny, and if you actually attempted this you should seek therapy, medications, and while it likely did not reach their inbox. You should seriously consider some sort of rehabilitation, this behavior could cost you a career (not in finance but any field), legal troubles etc.
True that- appreciate the feedback. Im getting all the help atm
I really hope this is legit because it’s quite hilarious
Its legit my dude. Ive done worse s***t but nothing that could cost my career. Meds have made things a million times better.
Do you often work with or cross paths with the execs you emailed? Or do you think this will likely not hit their inbox / perhaps one of their assistants might see it?
Just take some medication, as it could have health benefits for you
Looool thanks Dr.Phil
Funniest post I've seen in a while. If this is legit fair play you're gonna be a killer in this industry.
If they don’t ban me that is lol. If people give me more silver bananas, I’ll share more emails.
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these are creative title names :)
Thanks- was referring to 2008 as you may have guessed. I was really angry for no reason.
fake - julian salisbury doesn't work there any more
He has resigned not left yet. Also, how does adding someone who has left the firm to the first email in an email chain make something fake?
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If this is serious, please get medical help immediately
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