i think i'm in trouble and need some help please??????
hi guys, i hope that you can help me! sometimes i have guests in my house and i wonder what they are doing when i am not there... so anyways, i put my laptop computer in my bathroom one time and covered it with a cardboard box to hide it, but i cut a little hole in the box. then i turn the webcam on the computer... not to do pervert things lol but to see what they are doing when i am not there. anyways one time when my guest is taking a shower, my laptop got wet and now it doesnt work... so i tell the Citi about the problem because they should give me a new computer since its my work computer. but, they want me to pay almost $2000 because they say that my contract i am responsible for the citi's property and hardware!!!! this is so ridiculus and dumb and they still owe me $8000 from another incident, so now they owe me $10000 right??? how can i get this money from them?? also, sometimes my guest is coming from websites like couchsurfing and the person saw that i put the computer there and thought that i was trying to do pervert things, so she left me bad feedback on couchsurfing.... i think she is so dumb i'm going to leave her bad feedback too, but how can i get rid of her feedback and not let other people see it????? please help me thanks!!!!!!
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Blumie, I am terribly sorry to hear about your dilemma. You should buy renters or homeowners insurance and say that something leaked all over your computer. Also, you may want to consider producing voyeurism documentaries to raise money to pay for the damage and the bill that you still owe your boss. Your boss is a jerk. I would deactivate your coachsurfing account and make a new one. Best of luck to you.
As for recouping your money, I suggest you stay at work after hours and place market moving trades from someone else's computer. Lead the trades on Citi's books with trades on your personal brokerage account. That should probably help out your situation.
Blumie, you should just sell your soul on ebay, thats gotta be worth something to someone.
You work for citi?
Best quote so far...in more then one way. I really hope you were trying to be funny, if not then it goes up like 10 levels.
As always blumie good shit!
best. quote. in. this. thread.
hahaha, awesome.
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lmao
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^^ Is this what people do now to get their 10 banana points?
See the hoops people must jump through just to get in touch with you? I wonder what'll happen if the banana point min. to send PMs is set to 50.
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