I want to Magnify Equity

Dear Everyone,

Hi, what's going on in here?

I would like a career in private equity, executing leveraged buyouts at a megafund. It must be with a firm that at least has a wikipedia page. I have followed the traditional path in university: a summer in wealth management, a summer testing my entrepreneurial gene, and, finally, a summer in IB/PE.

I am seeking advice on my resume, and background. I have not redacted any information, as I trust all you members of elite society.

http://www.razume.com/documents/17852

7 Comments
 

I like where this went.

Still not sure if I want to spend the next 30+ years grinding away in corporate finance and the WSO dream chase or look to have enough passive income to live simply and work minimally.
 

I wonder how long he actually spent making the resume. Patrick you should out this guys multi account.

"Oh the ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion" - Frank Slaughtery 25th Hour.
 

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