If I die young.

The song has apt meaning for those in the banking industry since most of us work our selves to death. However I think that being sent down the river on a bed of roses is not really a great way to go out. I don't want to wash up next to some creepy river persons house and get my belongs picked over.

I think a middle age funeral pyre is a much better way to go out. I might have every tree I own cut down and used in the fire. It would be an epic spectacle, I wonder if the flames would be visible from space....

How do you want to be disposed of after you die?

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Thrown in to your presumably still burning pyre.

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Did you even read the question?

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prostitutes+viagra+MDMA = great way to go out

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