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I would pick 0-33AD. I don't think Wall St. was around in 33AD. I like carpentry though, so I could do that. 

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Nah pal, you're thinking about this the wrong way. If I went back in time I would simply throw my 2002 life savings into BTC or something like that. Maybe Tesla, Peloton, or some other shit if I wanted to dumb down the gains. I'd poach a quick eight figures and would then immediately fuck off to a private island. If I got bored, maybe could just start an OF or something but instead of sex work I'd just make it something stupid like me climbing trees. On my private island.

In reality, I wonder how the SEC would react if I netted insane volumetric gains on a blue chipper, such as the ones I mentioned above. Everyone always says if they went back in time they'd immediately invest in the market, but I've wondered how you'd explain that to the fed. Would have to play it smart, like faking research and whatnot. Kind of like Nic Cage in 'Next' when he could see the future but would only gamble up to $50, knowing it wouldn't cause suspicion. I'd continue this dialogue more, but I know it 100% does not answer your question and I'm about three beers deep right now so there's always that tidbit.

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