Haha, is Icing still going on? Guys were doing it all over the floor during the summer until word came down from on high to stop...these guys were boarder line insane with the amount of prep that went into icing someone.

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Bros moved on from icing like 6 months ago.

That's what I thought, but you never know when something might make a resurgence.

"Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, for knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."
 

Yeah, me and my bros have moved on to saving gay porn as the background pic on each others computers (but we still do ice on occasion). I got my friend a real nice cumguzzler one (full on dude ejaculating into another dudes mouth), set it to the background, screen shotted it and then pasted it over the desktop so when he tried to fix it he couldn't. I did this while we were thorwing a party. It took him 30 minutes to fix and he had a real nice slampiece in his room at the time. He legitimately asked if I was gay after I did that. My response: "I'm not gay, I just like to party!"

 
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Yeah, me and my bros have moved on to saving gay porn as the background pic on each others computers (but we still do ice on occasion). I got my friend a real nice cumguzzler one (full on dude ejaculating into another dudes mouth), set it to the background, screen shotted it and then pasted it over the desktop so when he tried to fix it he couldn't. I did this while we were thorwing a party. It took him 30 minutes to fix and he had a real nice slampiece in his room at the time. He legitimately asked if I was gay after I did that. My response: "I'm not gay, I just like to party!"

Thanks for the vivid description dude...I just threw up in my mouth.

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