I'm commissioning a painting!

http://tinypic.com/r/2cqmge9/8

I'm commissioning a Putin painting!

This is the template. How should I modify it? The mic will be replaced by a dildo and I'm thinking of incorporating Lil Wayne in some capacity.

5 Comments
 
Lucky Charms

Honestly? Seems like a pretty fucking faggy painting. Pick something nicer.

wow wayda oust yourself as having shit taste in the finer things
heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 

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