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ImALawyer

I'm Having A Mid-Life Crises

Buy a sick muscle car to work on in the garage, get jacked, and find yourself a 20-something alt girl with at least 5 tattoos to fool around with while you figure yourself out. 

I reconnected with a friend from collage who works two jobs at hoe simultaneously.

I just love this sentence.

"If you don't have any enemies in life you have never stood up for anything" - Winston Churchill | "It's a testament to the sheer belligerence of the profession that people would rather argue about the 'risk-adjusted returns' of using inferior tooth cleaning methods." - kellycriterion
 

So long as it was done over time and not in one go, I think it qualifies. Also nice name change, love AZ iced tea. 

"If you don't have any enemies in life you have never stood up for anything" - Winston Churchill | "It's a testament to the sheer belligerence of the profession that people would rather argue about the 'risk-adjusted returns' of using inferior tooth cleaning methods." - kellycriterion
 
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ImALawyer

I'm Having A Mid-Life Crises

Buy a sick muscle car to work on in the garage, get jacked, and find yourself a 20-something alt girl with at least 5 tattoos to fool around with while you figure yourself out. 

I reconnected with a friend from collage who works two jobs at hoe simultaneously.

I just love this sentence.

ah yes collage hoes are the best

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

That as clearly a type for "home" it doesn't even make sense. Honestly, I would  never consider dating a college student, but that's just me. I'm a lame-o.

 

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