I'm not comfortable in public

Does anyone else have this problem?

I really have to take a shit and I just can't do it while in the office. I leave a trail of gas everytime I get up and I think my co-workers know it's me.

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I have shy bowels. I don't want someone to walk in and hear me... that's the part that really gets me. I can't even use urnials. I use a stall to piss.

 

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