In the market for a cat -- most prestigious breeds?
All,
As the title suggests, I am in the market for my first cat and was hoping to get your suggestions on breeds. It can be tough to regularly socialize with the hours at work, and it would be nice having some company around the apartment.
Are there any breeds that are known to be particularly prestigious? Additionally, is there any empirical evidence as to which are the best "pussy magnets"? I have heard Persian cats check the boxes quite well, but am looking for something a bit more exotic. Was looking at Ocelots but heard of some people being sued for privately owning them.
Also, I am at work 80+ hrs/week, so are young cats usually able to usually fend for themselves? Or does it work like kids where it's better to adopt a teenager rather than raise one for yourself?
Would appreciate any input.
I couldn't be any more sick of these posts.
I take it you're a dog person?
lol, don't read them then
I thought it was funny
Either a Savannah Cat (domestic mix with Serval at various percentages)
OR
Legend Leopard (domestic mix with small % bobcat)
serious answer = you lose
Serious? lol
Did you get dunked in the deep end of the public pool alot as a kid?
... said no one ever.
Anything less than a panther, you should kill yourself.
Yeah I was going to say leopard cub but I think panther will work too. Anything that will eventually murder you in cold blood works.
A dog.
Ocelot
I had looked into these but it seems that it's illegal to privately own exotic pets without a license. Although it's tempting, I am currently recruiting for PE and don't want to risk any blemishes on my background check.
Good move, I've heard allergans contained in the long haired breeds can cause you to fail a drug test.
blue scottish fold bengal sphynx
@"Hugh Myron" I was on the phone with a client when I saw this, laughed out loud. needed that this morning
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Apologies, but the sphynx looks like a scrotum-- is this prestigious in some sort of backwards way? I will, however, look into the bengal cat. Thank you for the suggestions.
also, I give your OP a 7/10, would read again but probably wouldn't lol again
Get a cougar
not that kinda pussy, GC
Get yourself a pussy cat doll. Nicole Scheeasersabfdnsfjghzzer is the most prestigious.
i'm allergic--do i have any chance at BB/EB (think Moelis, Evercore, Lazard, Centerview)?
get on weekly allergy shots to build up immunity and you may have a chance to go BO>MO>fluffer>FO, but networking will make or break you
fluffer had me dying haha
Anything less than a Siberian Tiger and you might as well just quite finance and go take your place at McDonald's flipping burgers. Prestige, danger, security, independence. Everything you want in a cat.
Is this to hold menacingly on your lap while you discuss shorting African orphanages and other evil business plans?
Dog is more prestigious than cat.
A dog will give you more unconditional love than any woman.
Great book, http://www.amazon.com/The-Feline-Mystique-Mysterious-Connection/dp/0312…
The excerpt below is from a woman who is definitely attracted to pussy.
"We know we can buy affection, at least temporarily. What we want is to be chosen. And we want to be chosen by Intelligent, well-kept-up, Attractive individuals. We want to be chosen for who we are, complete with all our insecurities and waverings and all those lovely vulnerabilities that we have been taught to disdain ourselves, and we are--by our cats."
Chose your pussy wisely OP. I say go exotic like a sexy panther, dip into your PE signing bonus if need be.
Excellent anecdotal evidence fpr why you should go for women who like dogs over women who like cats.
As long as it's a big dog. Lap dogs and rat dogs don't count.
Get a tiger.
Whatever Dan Bilzerian's cat is seems to work for the pussy... or maye is just the yatch.
Conclusion: get a yatch
Liger
Blade liger
Desert Lynx / Caracal for sure
75% Wolf / Dog Hybrid. They eat 10lbs of raw meat a day. Go big or go home.
LYNX
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