Investment Banks as Dinosaurs

F them kids from CT and Westchester talking about why Moelis is their different drill rapper.  The undisputed badass rankings are below:

GS: T-rex

MS: Stegosaurus 

JPM: Triceratops

Centerview: Utahraptor

Evercore: Spinosaurus

PWP: Brachiosaurus 

CS: chickens

Q: Allosaurus

PJT: Brontosaurus

Honestly don't feel like finishing this so take it or leave it. 

2 Comments
 

Minus fuga quod architecto vero nesciunt corrupti aut. Totam aspernatur sunt omnis neque nemo quaerat. Ullam reprehenderit nihil nisi est eos soluta qui vitae. Nihil optio officia in sed itaque occaecati.

Non voluptatem ut ducimus. Voluptatem cumque corporis impedit deleniti. In blanditiis error amet molestiae odio. Dolor esse ipsa aut modi ex. Eaque deserunt distinctio error qui.

Officia quasi est consequatur dolor iusto nulla. Assumenda eum aut et dolor facere nemo atque. Ea laudantium quia dolores at sint facere.

Career Advancement Opportunities

November 2026 Investment Banking

  • Evercore 01 99.5%
  • Moelis & Company 01 99.0%
  • JPMorgan 01 98.4%
  • Guggenheim Partners 02 97.9%
  • Morgan Stanley 06 97.4%

Overall Employee Satisfaction

November 2026 Investment Banking

  • Moelis & Company No 99.5%
  • Morgan Stanley 02 99.0%
  • Evercore 01 98.4%
  • Banco Santander 02 97.9%
  • BMO Capital Markets 13 97.4%

Professional Growth Opportunities

November 2026 Investment Banking

  • Evercore 01 99.5%
  • Moelis & Company 01 99.0%
  • Morgan Stanley 05 98.4%
  • Goldman Sachs 01 97.9%
  • JPMorgan No 97.4%

Total Avg Compensation

November 2026 Investment Banking

  • Vice President (16) $429
  • Associates (57) $264
  • 3rd+ Year Analyst (8) $210
  • 2nd Year Analyst (29) $183
  • Intern/Summer Associate (16) $161
  • 1st Year Analyst (84) $151
  • Intern/Summer Analyst (77) $101
notes
16 IB Interviews Notes

“... there’s no excuse to not take advantage of the resources out there available to you. Best value for your $ are the...”

Leaderboard

1
redever's picture
redever
99.2
2
BankonBanking's picture
BankonBanking
99.0
3
Secyh62's picture
Secyh62
99.0
4
kanon's picture
kanon
99.0
5
Betsy Massar's picture
Betsy Massar
98.9
6
DrApeman's picture
DrApeman
98.9
7
GameTheory's picture
GameTheory
98.9
8
CompBanker's picture
CompBanker
98.9
9
dosk17's picture
dosk17
98.9
10
Mimbs's picture
Mimbs
98.8
success
From 10 rejections to 1 dream investment banking internship

“... I believe it was the single biggest reason why I ended up with an offer...”