Investment Banks as Dinosaurs

F them kids from CT and Westchester talking about why Moelis is their different drill rapper.  The undisputed badass rankings are below:

GS: T-rex

MS: Stegosaurus 

JPM: Triceratops

Centerview: Utahraptor

Evercore: Spinosaurus

PWP: Brachiosaurus 

CS: chickens

Q: Allosaurus

PJT: Brontosaurus

Honestly don't feel like finishing this so take it or leave it. 

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