Have any of you WSO-ers heard of this analyst hazing ritual? I heard certain BBs (three guesses) have their associates sneak up on the new herd and give them a swift rap on the back of the head with a coffee mug on the first night they hit 3am.
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See when you say "bonking", it reminds me of something else entirely.
was imagining bumping uglies in the conference room at 3 am
You don't say?
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