Ok I'm mostly serious. Went on a couple dates with this woman. Haven't banged yet but I know it's coming since she's extremely flirtatious and makes a lot of sexual jokes in private.
Anyhow I was just browsing her FB on my phone at work. Got a bit turned on thinking about her. About to go into the restroom and rub one off to a couple of her FB pics.
Then it hit me -- i feel like a total creep. is this practice creepy? it would be if i didnt know her but in this case, she's mutually attracted to me so it shouldnt be creepy right?
gentleman requiring validation, monkeys.
not creepy at all. i wack off to pics of my gf all the time in the office.
let me know how the jack goes, bro.
PM me her photo and we can fap at the same time. Bro.
I believe the appropriate response here would be... pics or GTFO.
Not at all, let your imaginations take over. Sexual energy is the soul of passion.
A few dates and you still haven't hit the sack? Damn dude. I think my record from meet to eat is like 2.5 hours. Step it up, bro.
it's only creepy if you make it creepy
Honestly? Yes.
Its only creepy if you talk about it in anonymous forums online but you haven't done that so I think you should be all ri......
Yes; its very creepy.
I can't believe that no one mentioned the more obvious creepy issue, which is whacking it in a public bathroom.
yea seriously what the f? imagine taking a glorious dump and in the middle of it some dude starts fapping with that fapfapfap sound jesus I would be pissed. in fact i'd probably make a ball with paper towel and throw it in your stall. FFS
Indeed.
There have been some quality trolls here of late. It makes me feel as if Blumie is back in town, but he is way more clever than this.
Some of the best laughs of my day come from here.
LOL, PICTURES OR IT'S NOT TRUE
If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
ahha not at all
Let me ask you this: do you crank it to pics of your ex?
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