"The unattached journeyman basketball pro was supposedly one of scores approached by the 27-year-old, and they ended up collectively investing $1.7 million in a non-existant billion-dollar hedge fund Locust Offshore Fund Ltd."

Am I the only one who finds it incredibly funny that he got conned into putting his money into the "Locust" fund

 
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...Am I the only one who finds it incredibly funny that he got conned into putting his money into the "Locust" fund

Dude, when I saw that I had to go Wiki how old Shia LaBeouf was. I though he just pulled the oldest trick in the book, lol.

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RE Capital Markets:
Just read on TMZ that Kim K is worth an estimated $35M. Only in America can you get away with doing absolutely nothing productive and come away with $35M at age 30.

She's famous for a sex tape with that clown Ray J. How it brought her fame and $35M I will never know. Hashtag whatthefuckiswrongwithamerica

 
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RE Capital Markets:
Just read on TMZ that Kim K is worth an estimated $35M. Only in America can you get away with doing absolutely nothing productive and come away with $35M at age 30.
Based on this, why the fuck am I sitting in an office? There's GOT to be a better way to get filthy stinking rich.
Get busy living
 
RE Capital Markets:
Just read on TMZ that Kim K is worth an estimated $35M. Only in America can you get away with doing absolutely nothing productive and come away with $35M at age 30.

She is the daughter of Robert Kardashian a big time Los Angeles attorney, power broker and business man.

If you'll recall he served as one of O.J. Simpson's attorneys and there were even rumors of him disposing evidence when O.J. stayed at his house following the Nicole Brown/Ronald Goldman murders.

In other words, she got her money the old fashioned way...she inherited it.

 

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