Latina Baddie

Hi,

I’m laying out a plan to basically voyage in Central America for the purpose of importing a “Latina Baddie” in my home country. I wanted to know if any Investment Banker has done this beforehand?

Alot of people will judge this quest negatively but in my eyes this is simply carpe diem at play.

Let me know your thoughts. My top countries are Guatemala, Honduras & El Salvador. Staying the f*** away from Maduro though.

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This might be one of the worse ideas I've ever seen. My family comes from the Caribbean, and we're very aware of this kind of passport bro shit. Most women will steer clear, or at least women worth dating. The women who will be interested are those desperate or those who just want an easy out. 

Also, this idea that women will just jump at the opportunity to leave behind everything for basically a stranger is absurd. Every woman would be scared that you would use the ability to basically deport them as a chip to manipulate them, and tbh based on how you're describing these women it seems like you'd probably do just that. Women are people, not objects for your conquest. 

And why can't you just get Latin women where you're at? If you're in NYC, take your ass over to Sunset, Jackson, Corona, Union City, or Washington heights. There's so many Hispanics already in the states. If you're in the UK, there's no way in hell someone would move with you from Central America there, as they wouldn't have any common culture, or more importantly anyone to speak Spanish with. As a Latino we really do value being able to speak Spanish with others in our community and having common culture. 

Hell, you can literally filter by race and ethnicity on Hinge nowadays. There's dating apps just for Hispanics and Latinos. 

 

usernameladiesman217

And why can't you just get Latin women where you're at? If you're in NYC, take your ass over to Sunset, Jackson, Corona, Union City, or Washington heights.

Because in OP's eyes, those women have options, and he won't have the carrot and stick of citizenship and deportation to hold over them.

He's already to date women in the US.  They didn't want anything to do with him.  This (probably fake) scheme is just the plan of a person who would rather go find a sex slave somewhere abroad rather than do 3 seconds of introspection and work on himself.

 

Why not in Northern America? Basically because of (sorry for the term ladies) hoeflation. In contrast, women in Central America are more traditional and family oriented. You are completely right, these women sail carefully against foreign men. However, that’s when character and charm come into play. They might be cautious but you can still seduce a young foreign latin woman.

 

zeroto100nrq

Why not in Northern America? Basically because of (sorry for the term ladies) hoeflation. In contrast, women in Central America are more traditional and family oriented. You are completely right, these women sail carefully against foreign men. However, that’s when character and charm come into play. They might be cautious but you can still seduce a young foreign latin woman.

Central America is in North America.

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I didn't do this on purpose, but my wife is Asian, we met in college. She was an international student. Super glad now, because Western women are largely a lost cause at this point imo, for many reasons. If (god forbid) something happened to us I would only date girls from Eastern Europe or Asia (I'm personally not as attracted to latinas). 

I'm not sure I would "passport bro" over to those countries though, there are plenty of girls from those areas here, and I'm sure they've retained their culture/values that I find superior to modern western women's "values" (or lack thereof). 

 

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