let's run game

Fellas hear me out,

I just moved to this city, don't know anyone here. I'm looking for some solid dudes to go to bars with. Let's run it and help each other get laid. I'm coming in with a complete DGAF mindset and will talk to absolutely anyone at any time. Now you can see why I don't want to go out with my coworkers and get a reputation for being an absolute fiend. 

I'm not into spending $$$ at bars, let's get shitfaced in union square before ripping Penny Farthing. If you're a cheap fucker like myself and consider yourself a talent at talking to girls, hit my line and let's get to work. No handouts either, if you're a virgin ignore this. 

**this is not a joke

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Cuzzo got me weak asf😂😂. Bro all imma say is why would I ever buy a bitch a drink when instead I could fuck at the frat house for these remaining 2 years at college for free

 
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Cuzzo got me weak asf😂😂. Bro all imma say is why would I ever buy a bitch a drink when instead I could fuck at the frat house for these remaining 2 years at college for free

You fucking your frat brothers? Do you you brother, at least they can’t get pregnant  

 

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