Looking for a prestigious girlfriend

Hey all -- long time lurker, first time poster. I'll cut to the chase -- I have been struggling to find a prestigious girlfriend (think DDD, Chi Omega, blonde hair) at my current college. Not sure if its because I don't have a broccoli cut or maybe I just don't have game. Anyways, I'm working at a top EB this summer and wondering if you guys have any recommendations on where to find a prestigious girlfriend in the city (think GS TMT/EVR M&A, MFPE, UMM PE). Let me know thoughts. Thanks!

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Can totally relate LOL. Would recommend visiting the Spaniard or classic BM (brass monkey). Always flush with the top ladies over the summer. Hope all goes well

 

Thanks -- hope I can get some girls to talk to me there. Not great options here. More background currently attend a semi-target (think UNC, UVA, UMich non Ross). Have solid attributes (think dark hair, green/brown eyes, 5ft 4in, 128lbs, 7/10ish). Thanks for your help.

 

5'4" is generous too - my grandfather measured me the other day with his ruler he kept from his college days at his target (think Cornell, Penn CAS, Dartmouth) and I was 5'2.5".

 

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