Looking for a private equity

Long time lurker, first time poster.

After one too many failed situationships and too much mindless doomscrolling on Raya/Hinge, I’ve decided to try dating the old fashioned way: sourcing candidates - anonymously, on WSO.

About me: hot girl, great t*ts, Ivy league. Currently an analyst at EB but unfortunately I don’t really have MD PE aspirations. The only exit op Im underwriting is becoming a housewife who goes to Pilates every day.

Looking for someone successful enough that I can quit my job and focus full-time on Pilates, staying hot, cooking, and taking care of kids.

MF PE (flagship only) / SM HF (tiger cub / tiger grandcub) preferred, but open to PWM if you’re tall, funny, or have generational wealth.

DM me I guess. Not sure if this is allowed but neither are half the things people say on here.

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