Lovesick or Things that Don't Happen

For those monkeys living in New York, thought I'd give a shout-out to this new show that just went on sale and will be running from February 3 - February 25th (3 shows already sold out and they havent even started yet). It sounds hilarious (tickets here):

This uproarious collection of modern love songs and stories is set on the most dreaded day of the year: Valentine's Day. Amy gets dumped by Chuck right before prom. Susie and Stacy are bridesmaids and think the groom is gay. Brad and Doug have a bro-mantic moment in the elevator. Brian and Jessica wake up after a night only one of them remembers and much more!

My cousin (Teresa Stephenson) is one of the actresses in the show so if you do go, please don't throw bananas (or monkey shit) on stage.

Several shows are already sold out so jump on your tickets now!

Have fun,
Patrick

 

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