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Zuck probably already knows every single detail, stat and weakness of Elon through his company's spyw- *cough* "products" - this plus his BJJ experience outweighs his scrawny build but on the other hand, Elon has legit won a sumo match against a professional sumo wrestler so if he can use his weight properly and land some heavy hits (doubtful considering he is overweight and unathletic) he has good odds. Either way I'm happy cause at least one of them will lose 

 
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 Either way I'm happy cause at least one of them will lose 

Losing isn't guaranteed. It could be also a draw or no contest. 

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