Martin Shkreli is a NATIONAL TREASURE

I'm sitting here addicted to these videos playing in the background this guy is hilarious he has won me over mind body and spirit. Discus this hilarious and glorious man and post his best videos. watch that shit. HAH. HAHAHAH. HAH. i like it.

"My thoughts on stocks are priceless and you're fucking worthless" hahha my man
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5:30 he has this kid calling him daddy talking about cumslut shit hahahha he's buying domains of people's names amazing idea i will begin immediately

heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 

ive purchased domain names for 6 people now and went to buy my wife's brother's name as a domain and that shit costs 18k what the hell lol

heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 

that kid is so confused by me hahahaha love it pobrecito im gonna build a website of funny pics of him and put it on his facebook every few weeks

heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 

nobody is replying to me because it is daytime here and night time in the united states thats ok i will continue on i have purchased my wife's name as a domain and i have linked it to a potato peeler on amazon i will continue on

heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 

same reason i wake up every morning. for the motherfucking lulz

heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 

Dude he definitely is a national treasure. I said we should start the '#FreeMartinShkreli movement, perhaps start a petition on it too

thots & prayers
 

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