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Gonna get a lot of deals with that red pen, look out...

He probably also founded a non-profit hedge fund and is one of the other four people in the state of New York qualified to handle nuclear waste.

Once more into the breach, dear friends.
 

he's been outted (Vassar '05, name Andy Csomething), but not his job/bank...yet. Feel bad for the guy, I'm sure a lot of it was misquoted or taken out of context.

 

Andrew Caselli, Vassar College '05

Never talk to press... never tell of your "projected bonus"

Such a horrible move.

-------------- Either you sling crack rock or you got a wicked jump shot
 

Ah no offense. But all the guys at my school who got jobs at Bear act like they are the shit and it pisses everybody off.

 

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