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Gonna get a lot of deals with that red pen, look out...
He probably also founded a non-profit hedge fund and is one of the other four people in the state of New York qualified to handle nuclear waste.
what a loser.
he's been outted (Vassar '05, name Andy Csomething), but not his job/bank...yet. Feel bad for the guy, I'm sure a lot of it was misquoted or taken out of context.
He's at Bear, I believe
That explains everything.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH, SUCKA!!
Dude...high school.
Andrew Caselli, Vassar College '05
Never talk to press... never tell of your "projected bonus"
Such a horrible move.
the reporter asks what his salary would be like and he just gave a range...
makes sense he is at bear b/c i can't imagine that any decent bank recruits at Vassar.
I can't believe that after the Vayner debacle and countless other incidents that financiers are still so willing to let their sh#t spill into the media. Don't they know that whatever they say will be posted dealbreaker.com and they'll be made to look like a total doooooouche?
what does that mean Pathus?
Ah no offense. But all the guys at my school who got jobs at Bear act like they are the shit and it pisses everybody off.
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