Michelle Caruso Cabrera

Ok, many of the forum posts I've seen lately have been kind of lame so I wanted to post something of interest to me recently and gauge opinions. WTF is up with Michelle Caruso Cabrera. Ever since she's been reporting from Greece she looks like a damn racoon. She used to be one of the only reasons I looked up from my monitor to watch CNBC (besides Mandy Drury) but now she looks like a gothic clown. What is up up with this?

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I think it's just too much eye makeup. But I rarely look at mcc above the neck, if you catch my drift.

mandy drury is the hottest chick ever btw

 

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