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Write a really detailed note about how awful she's been, how you want to get away from her so badly you've lost your will to live, leave it in a very conspicuous place, then end it in a very dramatic fashion that's bound to get media attention. Go out with a bang and take the last word with you to make sure you win the argument.

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Joke ;|

 

Tell her you want to be one of the greats and she will prevent you from achieving your full potential

Or be a man and break the news to her like a normal person

 

Text her. 

Something like this:

"I'm done - l8er sk8er. rofl bye."

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 
Funniest

Hiring Kirkland & Ellis (or another Tier 1 Law firm) to draft a legally binding breakup agreement. 

The important thing is never to let oneself be guided by the opinion of one's contemporaries; to continue steadfastly on one's way without letting oneself be either defeated by failure or diverted by applause.
 

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