most prestigious way to break up with my girlfriend of three years
What is the most prestigious way to break up with my girlfriend of three years?
I’m looking for ideas
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Write a really detailed note about how awful she's been, how you want to get away from her so badly you've lost your will to live, leave it in a very conspicuous place, then end it in a very dramatic fashion that's bound to get media attention. Go out with a bang and take the last word with you to make sure you win the argument.
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Joke ;|
Tell her you want to be one of the greats and she will prevent you from achieving your full potential
Or be a man and break the news to her like a normal person
Text her.
Something like this:
"I'm done - l8er sk8er. rofl bye."
Ghost her
Rent her out to MDs to get offers like Sage Kelly did to his wife. That should give her a signal
block her on everything without a word
Ahhh, the Tiger Woods approach. Classic.
Hiring Kirkland & Ellis (or another Tier 1 Law firm) to draft a legally binding breakup agreement.
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