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Write a really detailed note about how awful she's been, how you want to get away from her so badly you've lost your will to live, leave it in a very conspicuous place, then end it in a very dramatic fashion that's bound to get media attention. Go out with a bang and take the last word with you to make sure you win the argument.

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Joke ;|

 

Tell her you want to be one of the greats and she will prevent you from achieving your full potential

Or be a man and break the news to her like a normal person

 

Text her. 

Something like this:

"I'm done - l8er sk8er. rofl bye."

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Funniest

Hiring Kirkland & Ellis (or another Tier 1 Law firm) to draft a legally binding breakup agreement. 

The important thing is never to let oneself be guided by the opinion of one's contemporaries; to continue steadfastly on one's way without letting oneself be either defeated by failure or diverted by applause.
 

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