MY NEW BIKE - SEX ON WHEELS - GOLDIE CYCLES!

whatup you buncha fucking homos, how's the bag of bones life treatin' y'all? Check the new whip:
fagBeen wanting to find some shit to de-stress that isn't just weed oil and YouTube. Decided I'll start using my new health club membership to bike around their lake there in these gayass suburbs we just moved to. Got a sexy road bike. From the '80s. Nuevo Sport. Teal. White leather-wrapped handlebars. Shifters on the frame. Sex on Wheels. I biked to work through Chicago for like 4 years in my early 20s, so I fancy myself real proficient on a bike. I strapped a bluetooth speaker to the frame and went out riding. Shirtless with dope tunes bumpin ridin’ round the lake watching the honies mire, watching the birds do bird shit. All that. Bro we moved to like the whitest place on earth probably short of Greenwitch, CT. I’m literally the only dude in this town with muscles and tattoos who bumps dope tunes and doesn't do corporate. All these people are accountants dawg. So the mires are really amusing. You stack up on attention then go home and plow the wife. It’s a good deal. Fucking cardio you fucking feel great. Anyway, this fucking road bike I bought has tires probably still from the ‘80s. I leaned hard into a turn when I got warmed up and fucking stayed that way bro. Tore my goddamn right thumb off or some shit. Not really, but I can’t use my right hand. This is day 2. Couldn’t even type yesterday. Still took my kid to the children's museum for 3 hours and did fannie pack shit one-handed. Felt pretty accomplished for doing potty training and juiceboxes and 3 hours of play while guarding my half-fucked thumb. I haven’t lifted in 2 days now. Wondering if I can do some pulls with straps. Either way gonna back squat tomorrow. Hope this var is helping. I kinda wanna find some geezers and join their road bike crew. Fucking bike to the coffee shop at 7am on a saturday then come home and piss on the wife what a life.

 

will compare and contrast replies on wso to the steroid sub i post to also for further amusement. proceed.

ayy yall like to piss on chicks?

heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 

lol the dorks on imgur are downvoting my bike lmao - aite i gotta go do my day i'll check back with you momos in a bit

heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 

Nice whip. Vintage. I’ve never seen the cables come up like that off the top on the shifters.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

They're very different things dude you can't be serious. Yeah volvos are cool. We used to have an S60 also but sold it. I think they're not making them like they used to. Idk if I'd buy another. Wagon with roof rails is a great move though. Twin turbo with sport mode you can do anything in it. Comfort nice quick hauler baby carrier panty dropper of a whip 

heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 

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