My Plan For Generational Wealth

Step 1: Break into Investment Banking and rise the ranks to become comfortably rich. Stack this wealth and be smart with it. Don't spend too much.

Step 2: Find a wife + Have a kid. The wife needs to be very tall and very strong. I personally am very tall so our kid is physically blessed. Also, multiple kids are preferred for the heightened odds of kid being 6'6+

Step 3: Use all the money I saved up (and hopefully my wife as well) to invest in this kid and make him genuinely the GOAT of basketball. He will train EXTREMELY HARD and I will likely not be working at this point and fully invest in him.

Step 4: Get him to the NBA, he will train and become very good and get a good contract.

Step 4b: If that fails, he will certainly be good enough to get into a HYPSM and will be chillin and can definitely go somewhere. However the path to generational wealth is slowed.


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