My white chick dilemma

in a scenario remnicent of nelly's "my dilemma" song,

i'm sort of involved with this white girl at work ya know? she got brains, the heart, and damn can she fuck like wildfire!

but lately this black chick i knew from like way back - ya know we go back to like kindergarten man, shes fam. friend and shit. we dropped contact after college and shit.

well, she back. her fam and my fam - shit goes way back. shes kinda cute. i always said i'd probz end up marrying her one day and shit. well, she sent my boy a msg the otehr day, askin if i wanna chill and show her around manhattan since she's moving here.

i got one chance to drop the white chick since we aint serious YET, so i dont end up hurting her. at the same time, it aint easy for a brotha like me to pick up white women so i would love to have her for the long term and as of now, i'm really really into her. but some small feelings for the black chick are starting to return.

wut do i do guys? tell the black chick to fuckoff?

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Well brotha and shit, you could and shit try telling and shit the black girl and shit the truth and shit and man up and shit.

And shit and shit. And shit.

Just Do It
 

wtf if youre not gonna give constructive advice, dont give it.

you gave more comprehensive advise to that ratinamaze guy but not me? is it cause im black? wtf

 
blackbankabosswtf if youre not gonna give constructive advice, dont give it.

you gave more comprehensive advise to that ratinamaze guy but not me? is it cause im black? wtf

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