Need Funny or Clever Bank Name for Class Project

I am working on a class project, and I need a funny or clever name for our bank. Any ideas would be greatly appreciated as I am not that creative. Government Sachs is already taken....

Funny Bank Names

The banks below are honorable mentions from the comment section. What's your favorite bank name?

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  • Last name, Last name, Middle name, and Partners
  • The Financial Crimes
  • Spark Joint Capital
  • Loanly Officers Group
  • Evil Bank (Formally Lehman Brothers )
  • Blue Ball Bank
  • Rabobank
  • Extra Credit Union
  • Promiscuous and Partners

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