Need Some Suggestions for Cheeky Fantasy Team Names

WSO,

I'll be in a fantasy football league and need a cheeky name for my team. Right now, my team is called "Big Ol' TDs", but I think we can come up with something better than that.

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You could always go with the classic.... Prestige Worldwide.

I read that as "Prestige Warehouse," which I think is better actually.

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Finance-related is fine but just generally anything is good. I haven't drafted yet, so maybe I should wait for that, but I prefer generally cheeky names over puns on player names (post good puns on player names anyway in case others need ideas)

 

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The "Showboats" named after the USFL team the "Memphis Showboats."

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Last year I went with Lloyd's of Gun-down. The year before that I did Revis and Butthead. IF I can come up with a good Johnny Football name, I'm using that one.

 

BUMP -- any other good ones?

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iBANKhardThe only thing worse than guys who always talk about their fantasy teams are guys who post on online forums about what they should name their team.

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For the record, I like bonds over Baghdad the best, but I was hoping for more consulting/corporate finance/strategy related double entendres. Anyway, keep 'em coming.

 

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