Needing to poop before interview

hello friends i come to you with a predicament. today i had a first round interview (virtual over video) and 2 minutes before the interview was scheduled to start, i felt a lil twang in my stomach. it became clear. i had the need to clear my bowels. i realized that my order from chipotle from the night before (x2 al pastor chicken, double spicy red salsa, fajita veggies, etc) did not bode well with my stomach. my interview did not go well as i was focused on clenching my ass cheeks together rather than bonding with my interview. what should i do if this happens again? i feel this is partially the fault of the recent trends in chipotle because the workers gave me way more food than normal which caused me to feel the need for defecation. 

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deadass thoughts on letting it slip out a lil over a video interview? assuming ur not wearing dress pants the max you would ruin are ur undies

 

This had actually happened to me during a in person interview. I really had to shit during it but thought it would be unprofessional. My stomach was making some crazy noises and I was starting to sweat. Interviewer noticed me fighting my demons and gave me permission to go potty.

 

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