Jan 03, 2025
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I love the poop splattering. It would be particularly funny if the recipient had like a poop graphic splatter onto their screen whenever they got one. COVER ME FELLAS

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I love the poop splattering. It would be particularly funny if the recipient had like a poop graphic splatter onto their screen whenever they got one. COVER ME FELLAS

I agree. Poop splatter on screen to recipient and have it slowly drip down. Lets make this happen, Patrick.

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