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eddie, whats the video title so I can look it up on my phone? YT blocked at work and mobile site not showing hte post yet.

edit: NVM, got it. Alison Haislip, wonderful!

Frank Sinatra - "Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy."
 

Eddie. I would add this to your Bonus Bananas Page so that lots of people will see it and it doesn't get lost with other random posts.

"Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, for knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."
 

Eddie,

Alison Haslip = the New Oliva Munn! Totally awesome geek chic babe who helps prove why the internet is so fucking awesome! I've loved her since she started on Attack of the Show. She just added such a nuanced approach to this letter. Alison Haslip FTW!

Great find! Totally great find!

 
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