new1987

Official call out thread. I'm calling you out new1987! Can we ban this man, por favor? He's only here to spam Wall Street Prep discount codes, offering half a sentence of advice at best.

Ride or die new1987. I'm meditating right now, completely focused and relaxed. I'm send waves of herpetic energy your way. Tomorrow, you will wake up, and look down at your crotch disappointed.

What say you? $10 says your response is: "REF22992."

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ThaVanBurenBoyzI'm send waves of herpetic energy your way. "

hahaa wtf? please tell me more about this herpetic energy you speak of...

A yogi in the outskirts of the Himalayas taught it to me. It involves a vile of herpes, and an ability to mentally convert condensed matter into extended energy.

Looks like new1987 saw his call out thread, as monkey shit was thrown at my OP. At least he didn't leave a reference code.

 

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Still not sure if I want to spend the next 30+ years grinding away in corporate finance and the WSO dream chase or look to have enough passive income to live simply and work minimally.

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