No new talent

I haven't seen any new talent at work for a while. We use to have consultants come in once in a while and contractors, students, temps ect. But nothing for a while.

We have had some new ladies but they cant be called talent. I see some run down women who look tired as if have been working for days. Come on women dress up and look presenable.

isee all these women with trouser suits etc. Put some effort in wax those legs and get those mini skirts out, its nearly summer.

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Man, I can't wait until I'm a boss and can hire my own secretary. I'll hire the hottest brunette with the longest legs and bone her every night.

 

Thats every bosses dream, to hire a hot secretary he can bone. If I have my way I will have two. A secretary and PA. Blonde and Brunette that way it allows a change, threesomes and also when ones away the fun still goes on.

Saying that why can't you just hook up with a hot girl now. I assume its fun when your doing a secretary though. Allows some fun in the work place.

 

There was one manager where I done my internship who had two assistants. Everyone use to say how busy is he or how much work does he do that he requires two assistants.

He claimed he needed them as they worked in shifts. One worked a couple of days a week and the other worked the remainder. Or when he worked really late, it allowed one to go home and the other to do the late shift.

I must say one of them looked really sexy, long legs, top body and a cute face. the other was not as hot but definetely bonable, had big tits, not as slender but still pulled it off. Had a nice ass, thick thighs, he was getting a variation of women. He must have been doing them both.

 
fp175Are you people serious? Jesus Christ I'm going to have to wear a burlap sack to the trading floor so I don't get molested every damn day.

That would be ideal. Already half way there. The aim of the game is to get you in the sack, now all we I to do is join you.

 

hahaha

I hope I do get to meet you one day random, I'll be an analyst in London in a few months. I wonder if you're as hilarious in real life.

 

rando is so smooooooth getttingg girls on online forums!!

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random99
fp175I'm not going to shag him, he has a flexible girlfriend that I wouldn't want to piss off, hah.

You got that right she is flexible on what she lets be get away with too. So you got nothing to worry about ;)

Translation: "You are correct; my mother doesn't mind if I surf the net on her computer in the attic late at night as long as I tell her that I'm "meeting girls" in the process. I'm 45 years old and still living with her, so any display of effort is better than what I usually do, i.e. watch about 12 hours of child porno videos per day."

 
random99No need to hate, just cos you cant get any. Just send me a PM and I will help you out with what I can.

The next time a friend of mine asks for advice on women, I will point him to a delusional, quixotic, insecure college student who fabricates tales of office romance to impress anonymous nerds on a messageboard.

 

Lets not worry about your friend. i will reply to the PM you sent me. But first you have to make up your mind if it is women that you want. In the message you said you are confused. until you sort this out I can't help you.

 
random99Lets not worry about your friend. i will reply to the PM you sent me. But first you have to make up your mind if it is women that you want. In the message you said you are confused. until you sort this out I can't help you.

This is really interesting. Can you post the PM that I sent you? I'd love to see what I wrote.

 

I could post a fake message but you know im just kiddin as does everyone else that you didnt send me a PM about your problems

 
random99I could post a fake message but you know im just kiddin as does everyone else that you didnt send me a PM about your problems

Oh, you were just kidding? I love jokes. Apparently you're really good at them.

 

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