No time for intimacy, not performing well. What to do?

Bump

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Don't worry I'll take care of your girlfriend

My steak is too juicy. My lobster is too buttery.

Cocaine and Viagra

Also, you want to be working out and be lean, this will increase your T,  your recovery time, and your sex drive. Make working out a priority unless it cuts into  your sleep. Probably the best is a home workout system for you. Maybe get a pullup bar and engage the biggest muscle of your body - your back. 

Try in the morning

Just get married, scientifically proven women's sex drive disappears after they get a ring. 

Keep doing you playa! Tell that bih cool off in the other room you got real shit to do (can we add spacer columns on the sens table? looks crowded. tx) 

Wanna see what the wso bot has to say for this one

Viagra for sure when you are in a pinch and can't get it up. The real solutions in the long term is probably a healthier lifestyle. and get your Testosterone checked.

What’s intimacy? 

Do not start taking dick pills as a man under 40 lmao.

Start caring less about work just enough so you can prioritize exercise. Similar to above advice, get a pull up bar and one of those push up boards. When you WFH you get 200 push ups / 200 squats / 50 pull ups in a day every day no excuses. 10k steps a day no excuses. You can say you don’t have time for a full routine but the beautiful thing about calisthenics is that you can do it anywhere, for free.

Your sex drive will improve the more jacked you feel - it’s quite simple. I notice a difference when I’m working out consistently in my sex drive vs. when I feel like a slob after skipping a week, it’s palpable.

I hate that we’ve normalized popping pills for any small inconvenience in our lives. Man, if you don’t just drink some beet juice and go f*ck the shit out of that girl — don’t let your job make you cuck!

Just think of your exit opps, should get you going right away

just get an mba from a top school

Maybe don’t call it “performing intimacy.” 

if you haven't quit porn already, do it. if you haven't quit self service already, do it. if you're actually into her, you can get it up running on fumes provided your dopamine receptors aren't fucked by pornography

if you're out of shape, get in shape

if you still have problems, you're either gay, not into her, or God is calling you to the priesthood

How old are you? If you're under 30, you shouldn't be having these problems.

Swing other direction