NOLA Bender with Uncle Eddie

I am Big Easy bound, fellas. In typical Braverman style, I'm gonna miss Mardi Gras by a couple of days, but that's no reason not to get tore up from the floor up when the wheels hit the ground. I've been wanting to do a Paris Happy Hour for awhile, but I just haven't gotten around to it. But now I've got a chance to do it in New Orleans, and I plan to go until I'm as sloppy as a soup sandwich.

Any monkeys who'd like to partake in the devastation to my liver, hit me up in the comments. I'm thinking Saturday night. Maybe meet up in the courtyard of Pat O's around 8 o'clock. I'll probably only have been drinking about 6 hours by that time. After a couple hurricanes, maybe we head down to the Funky Pirate to hear Big Al Carson sing some blues. Or maybe over to Razzoo's to see if we can get choked out by a bouncer.

I don't care. I'm open to ideas. I even thought about making you guys work for it and meeting up at Club Oz, but I figured somebody would end up married for the night and we don't want that. So let me know. As long as my evening includes a dozen oysters at Felix's and a burger at Clover Grill or Port of Call and maybe a Lucky Dog somewhere in the middle, I'm a happy camper. Just don't let me end up like this guy at the Krystal Burger on Bourbon (NSFW):


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Anyway, hit me up in the comments if you're gonna be in town. We'll put something together.

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Eddie, I second JamesHetfield's comment. In The Flesh, IlliniProgramer and I were wondering what it would be like to put me, you and Midas together for a night of drinking. Make your way to NYC and lets make this happen!

 

We should tear up Paris. I'll be there most likely in March and then in June. l'rasputine is usually the preferred den of Hedonism for me.....

 
tuxcsean90Hey Eddie, how will I find you in the courtyard of Pat O's?

He'll be the one drinking a magnum of Hurricane with just one straw! (384 oz of hurricane in one giant hurricane glass, typically requiring at least 4 participants just to get served...)

Plus, regardless where he goes, he tends to draw a crowd. Just look for sunglasses and goatee...even after dark..

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I third James' comment above. And the scenario that Frieds is describing would require more alcohol than the continental United States is capable of providing.

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