Nothing is sadder than a tall dude working a customer service job. You're supposed to be a warrior...

It's my personal belief that God bred big & tall dudes to be warriors. It makes me super sad to see a big dude that's like 6'7 serving fucking coffee or bagging groceries. You know how out of place you fucking look? God made you to protect your community and DOMINATE, not to push carts.

Man... If I had that type of height I'd be a beast...Walking into people on purpose, staring ppl down.. What's the point of being big if you don't physically impose your will on those surrounding you? 

Seen this one big dude roller blading and wearing shorts on Chestnut St in Philly...Trying to seem non-threatening and shit... Made me fucking sick.. That man should be a soldier, protecting the neighborhood from scumbags, that's what I was thinking TBH.

You know how emasculating it must be to be a 6 ft plus man and take orders from a short ass MF?? I don't like taking orders from anybody...I have a big man's anger level inside me... but I'm sub 5'7 so I can't act out like a big man would.

If you're tall you need to get angry, become a ruler, fuck some shit up, dominate somebody! I shouldn't see some big ass Steve Austin looking dude making brownies at the coffee shop....it's a waste of size, which is a blessing.

Peace

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