NSFW Episode 41: Hedge Fund H8rz

You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake, son.

Eddie Braverman

12y

The wife hates it, and I ran into one of my neighbors this morning whom I haven't seen in a few weeks and she said, "Oh cool, the Village People!".

Can't wait to shave this fucking thing.

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Nefarious-

12y

Edmundo Braverman:
The wife hates it, and I ran into one of my neighbors this morning whom I haven't seen in a few weeks and she said, "Oh cool, the Village People!".
Can't wait to shave this fucking thing.

That's fucking weak.

You think Magnum PI gave a shit about what women thought about his moustache?

Will Hunting

12y

my dad sports a thicker mustache on a daily basis.

"Look, you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way. In twenty years, if you're still livin' here, comin' over to my house to watch the Patriots games, still workin' construction, I'll fuckin' kill you. That's not a threat, that's a fact.

Nefarious-

12y

When I was a kid, my dad had a glorious man moustache. He shaved it once the 80s ended.

It was a tough spot in my life.

Midas Mulligan Magoo

12y

Unbeknownst to all, while Eddie rocks the Magnum P.I. Midas rocks the Magnum T.A.

Where I unload on Twits and take verbal S***s

go.with.the.flow

12y

Midas's face is melting LOL

Midas Mulligan Magoo

12y

go.with.the.flow:
Midas's face is melting LOL

...7 gram rocks

Where I unload on Twits and take verbal S***s

GoodBread

12y

Great stuff, imaginary SB for you.

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happypantsmcgee

12y

GoodBread:
Great stuff, imaginary SB for you.

Aren't they all.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford

GoodBread

12y

Haha, good point. There should be some kind of sb store to redeem your bananas for prizes.

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blastoise

12y

wow ur getting fat edmundo!

Eddie Braverman

12y

blastoise:
wow ur getting fat edmundo!

Fuck, I know it. I've really been letting shit get out of hand lately.

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monty09

Mentor

12y

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