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You grew that moustache pretty fast.

Magnum PI, good choice.

You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake, son.
 
Edmundo BravermanThe wife hates it, and I ran into one of my neighbors this morning whom I haven't seen in a few weeks and she said, "Oh cool, the Village People!".

Can't wait to shave this fucking thing.

That's fucking weak.

You think Magnum PI gave a shit about what women thought about his moustache?

You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake, son.
 

my dad sports a thicker mustache on a daily basis.

"Look, you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way. In twenty years, if you're still livin' here, comin' over to my house to watch the Patriots games, still workin' construction, I'll fuckin' kill you. That's not a threat, that's a fact.
 

When I was a kid, my dad had a glorious man moustache. He shaved it once the 80s ended.

It was a tough spot in my life.

You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake, son.
 

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