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This is a retarded move. Best technique I've ever had pulled on me was some girl came up to me at the park and goes "Hey, can you just act like my boyfriend for a minute... this weird guy keeps hitting on me and I want him to go away". I'm such a fucking idiot I thought she was serious and kept asking her to point out who it was, hahahah. The good old # on a napkin "excuse me, I think you dropped this" is also a crowd pleaser.

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