Offer help - rank these!!
Hi all, I'm a junior at a semi-target and a girl in my accounting class offered to give me the following:
- a blumpkin
- a reach around
- a rusty trombone
- a dirty sanchez
My gut tells me the blumpkin or rusty trombone would boost my resume due to the prestige, but I may get better experience with a dirty sanchez because I'll get more responsibility on the job. I don't know much about the reach around - could anyone who's done it shed some light on their experience?
Thanks in advance for any input. I want to put myself in the best possible position for FT in the fall.
Great post hahaha
What are you retarded? Take the dirty sanchez. Great exit ops.
Dude! Why even ask that question, a blumpkin is the best...... COME ON.... Better Bonus's work/life balance.. get real guys
hahahahahaahaha hilarious
Nice. A Dirty Sanchez will take you far in life.
A blumpkin. The responsibilities of your position will be the least degrading. The exit ops aren't KKR, but they're top MM. If you're okay with that, then it should feel pretty good.
Surprised tubgirl isn't one of the choices hahaa
Transfer to a state school for some truly prestigious opportunities bro.
What about an Old King Clancy?
hmm too bad u didn't receive a boston pancake offer
Congrats on your offers!
Making that decision is a great problem to have, and ultimately you cannot go wrong with whatever choice you make.
she offered to give You the dirty sanchez?
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