Offer help - rank these!!

Hi all, I'm a junior at a semi-target and a girl in my accounting class offered to give me the following:

  1. a blumpkin
  2. a reach around
  3. a rusty trombone
  4. a dirty sanchez

My gut tells me the blumpkin or rusty trombone would boost my resume due to the prestige, but I may get better experience with a dirty sanchez because I'll get more responsibility on the job. I don't know much about the reach around - could anyone who's done it shed some light on their experience?

Thanks in advance for any input. I want to put myself in the best possible position for FT in the fall.

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hmm too bad u didn't receive a boston pancake offer

========================================= We are excited to formally extend to you an offer to join Bank of Ameria
 

Congrats on your offers!

Making that decision is a great problem to have, and ultimately you cannot go wrong with whatever choice you make.

 

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