Oh My God! A Clear Sign of the Apocalypse!

Oh my god! Is this a clear sign of the apocalypse? As the market downturn continues, Ivy League schools spew away endowment money from all orifices, and graduating seniors are faced with a gloomy job market, short-term career focuses have greatly changed.

In a different era those vying for six-figure jobs with top firm or a road-to-the-fast-track internship, have now taken a surprisingly different route that makes you question humanity. Yes, there's been a surge of Columbia students applying for the Teach for America program; where they are trading Wall Street for teaching the poor.

What? Helping humanity instead of making bushels of money!? Has Hell truly frozen over? These truly, truly ARE dark times!

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