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I don't get it. Is this an excerpt from Chris Dorner's manifesto or something?

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FlakeI don't get it. Is this an excerpt from Chris Dorner's manifesto or something?

Too soon, bruh, too soon

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FlakeI don't get it. Is this an excerpt from Chris Dorner's manifesto or something?

Too soon, bruh, too soon

HAH that shit was funny while it was happening
Get busy living
 

If your source of self-worth comes from feeling comparatively better than other people.. well, I can't help you.

"There are three ways to make a living in this business: be first, be smarter, or cheat."
 

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