Parties are stupid

The amount of hoops guys go through just for five minutes of drunken sex with a random is pathetic.  Trying so hard to make friends with the right people to get invited places, going to all the bars and clubs, I don't fucking get it.

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If you watch the nature channel, male animals (birds especially) go to extreme lengths to show off for the females to mate. Our species really isn’t too different.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

I do stupid shit with my friends all the time without killing my liver.  No thanks.  Not to mention everyone acts like a feel strong when there's pussy around

 

Agreed, this drunken sex addiction is disgusting and does nothing but breed this sexist, misogynistic view of women as objects for sex that has become so prevalent on this forum. You guys are grown men, act like it

 
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