The amount of hoops guys go through just for five minutes of drunken sex with a random is pathetic. Trying so hard to make friends with the right people to get invited places, going to all the bars and clubs, I don't fucking get it.
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I feel you, just focus on yourself king
If you watch the nature channel, male animals (birds especially) go to extreme lengths to show off for the females to mate. Our species really isn’t too different.
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Yeah same, that's why I've been in a relationship instead of trying to get lucky every weekend
Maybe parties aren't your thing and that's ok. But doesn't judging people who go to them make you as pathetic as the caricature of party-goers that you've painted?
Different strokes for different folks my friend.
Partying is not about sex. It's about getting shitfaced and railing fat gator tails of ye
I do stupid shit with my friends all the time without killing my liver. No thanks. Not to mention everyone acts like a feel strong when there's pussy around
okay geed
partying? you mean networking and building soft skills
Agreed, this drunken sex addiction is disgusting and does nothing but breed this sexist, misogynistic view of women as objects for sex that has become so prevalent on this forum. You guys are grown men, act like it
Women are not objects. They're probably gerunds
Call me old fashioned but I think parties are generally just fun. Getting laid is a nice bonus at the end.
You seem fun.
Sounds like you haven't seen the Springfield Power Plant's Annual Christmas Party!
Isn’t that the one where you give your presentation on how work should be seen as jail?
I agree. Booze makes me sick after a couple drinks. Meeting people is fun but I don’t care to be the guy closing down the tab. Seems like the crowd that sticks around late late...people usually trying to smash. And as a married man, I agree way too much work lol
You must be a blast to be around
There’s definitely a pill to give you more than 5 minutes
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