Playboy Mansion

Fellow monkeys,

I have the great opportunity of attending a playboy mansion party in the upcoming weeks. ctrl+v says the following about the event:

Private Shuttle Service to the Playboy Mansion from the Hyatt Century Plaza Hosted Bar and Gourmet Food Tours of the grounds by Playboy Playmates Photo Opportunity with Playboy Playmates in Bunny Costumes Over 100 Partying for a Purpose Hostesses including LA Temptations Lingerie Football Team, Playboy Live Models, Playmate Cyber Girls and Playboy Lingerie Models Body Painted Beauties Silent and Live Auction by Big Blue Auctions, Alexander Salazar Fine Art Gallery, Art from Scotty of California with Live Auction by Myers Jackson Fun in the Game Room and World Famous Grotto SPECIAL PERFORMANCES BY THE ADAM LASHER BAND, PEPPER, VOKAB KOMPANY and JES Dancing with DJ Erica Rhone and San Diego’s best DJs DJ IDeaL and DJ Scott Roberts with Jason Whitmore on Sax and Mark DeMascole on the drums Hells Belles Burlesque Dancers Brass Pole Entertainment Southern California’s Best Go Go Dancers Magic By Nick Ivory Charmed Life Entertainment Magic by Sebastian Cigars by Misterio Live Art by Dave Dickey

Models? CHECK Bottles? CHECK

However, i am a babyfaced 3rd year college student who could fake being 17 years old quite easily. If you were in my situation, what fake persona would you put on for this party to have the most entertaining evening.

24 Comments
 
Ben Shalom BernankeHow does one acquire an invitation?

Easiest way is to buy one. I may be able to help out.

I'm talking about liquid. Rich enough to have your own jet. Rich enough not to waste time. Fifty, a hundred million dollars, buddy. A player. Or nothing. See my Blog & AMA
 
CDNdudeman..i wanna throw monkey shit at you just out of spite....jk, enjoy yourself!

say...does this forum allow picture postings?

ill post some pics the day after

"I may be drunk, miss, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly" -Winston Churchill
 

Dude, a magician? That's awesome!!!

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 

will there be puerto rican girls showing their pussies and titties??

My drinkin' problem left today, she packed up all her bags and walked away.
 

I don't have the exact prices but I know from past events that the price range goes from something like $1k to $5k, depending on the package you want (there is a "normal" admissions ticket and there are several VIP packages). If there is serious interest, I can verify the exact prices. Please PM me if you want to know more.

I'm talking about liquid. Rich enough to have your own jet. Rich enough not to waste time. Fifty, a hundred million dollars, buddy. A player. Or nothing. See my Blog & AMA
 

This party sounds epic. I definitely want to know more about these types of events where I can pay to be around super hot chicks and party my butt off.

To the OP: since you look really young, you probably can't pull it off, but tell the girls that you're a Harvard Business student who will soon start working for a major talent management company ie. someone like Ari Gold. They will eat it up.

 

Hope you don't mind that we popped into your forum, but felt that this was relevant for your topic.

We are the official ticket and VIP services provider for parties at the Playboy Mansion. Tickets are 1K with a full host of amenities. Please feel free to give us a call if you are interested in attending an upcoming party. Our VIP Hosts will be happy to answer your questions and arrange an unbelievable first-class evening for you and your guests.

Cheers,

VIP Exclusives http://www.vipexclusives.com 1.877.VIP.MANSION

 

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