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Rush2112

AOC vs. Pelosi....nude

Tbh, I would only be interested in half of that battle.    I might get nightmares for the full battle. 

 
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King of the Cage match, in this order with my predicted results

Trudeau

Maduro (win)

Macron (lose)

Bolsonaro (win)

AMLO (lose)

Ayatollah (lose, he's all talk)

Trump (lose and not stfu about it)

and then after Bolsonaro taps out Trump, Putin comes in with a flying armbar and dislocates his shoulder before doing a judo throw that incapacitates him and gives putin the W

on fresh legs, Putin proceeds to decimate Netanyahu, Xi, Merkel, and Modi

Kim Jong Un comes in, wets himself when he sees putin in the cage shirtless but wearing khakis and combat boots. Putin drags him back and throws him off the rafters only to go through the canvas

Rodrigo Duterte then comes in and has Putin executed because he pissed hot, Duterte is promptly choke slammed by Aleksandr Karelin (remember, he works for the Russian government) and disintegrates into a pinkish brown puss

chuck schumer then proceeds to begin a speech that no one asked for, and in from the rafters comes Khaltmaagiin Battulga of Mongolia (also an accomplished judoka) who proceeds to throw schumer so hard his glasses are finally unseated from his nose and he shuts the fuck up for a few moments. as in the 13th century, Mongolia wins

 

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