Politician death match
Which politicians would you like to see in a cage match and why?
I'm going with Ron DeSantis vs Andrew "How you doin'" Cuomo. If Ron wins NY gets to open.
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AOC vs. Pelosi....nude
Tbh, I would only be interested in half of that battle. I might get nightmares for the full battle.
I assume you mean you would be interested in the side that includes Nancy Pelosi
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sexist objectifying women scum
Bill Clinton vs Hillary Clinton
That one is impossible because Bill has no interest in touching that pantsuit geriatric
King of the Cage match, in this order with my predicted results
Trudeau
Maduro (win)
Macron (lose)
Bolsonaro (win)
AMLO (lose)
Ayatollah (lose, he's all talk)
Trump (lose and not stfu about it)
and then after Bolsonaro taps out Trump, Putin comes in with a flying armbar and dislocates his shoulder before doing a judo throw that incapacitates him and gives putin the W
on fresh legs, Putin proceeds to decimate Netanyahu, Xi, Merkel, and Modi
Kim Jong Un comes in, wets himself when he sees putin in the cage shirtless but wearing khakis and combat boots. Putin drags him back and throws him off the rafters only to go through the canvas
Rodrigo Duterte then comes in and has Putin executed because he pissed hot, Duterte is promptly choke slammed by Aleksandr Karelin (remember, he works for the Russian government) and disintegrates into a pinkish brown puss
chuck schumer then proceeds to begin a speech that no one asked for, and in from the rafters comes Khaltmaagiin Battulga of Mongolia (also an accomplished judoka) who proceeds to throw schumer so hard his glasses are finally unseated from his nose and he shuts the fuck up for a few moments. as in the 13th century, Mongolia wins
Curious what makes you think Trudeau and Macron will lose to Maduro?
Trudeau is jacked, Macron is a fit and healthy dude. But Maduro looks like another chubby Hispanic dude who doesn't work out.
Autocrats have tools, I don’t think maduro wins on merit, I think he wins with cronies
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