Possible to Be a "Big Swinging D*ck" with a Micro-Penis?

Hey, serious question seeking advice so pls don't troll. I was reading Liar's Poker and it kept mentioning the big swinging d*ck traders that used to run wall st. I really want to become one of them during my career as a trader, but I have one small problem if you get my drift... I have a micro-penis and have been insecure about my career prospects ever since reading the book. Does anyone know if it is still possible to become a successful trader with a mp? Thanks for any advice in advance. 

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