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My prep school had a pretty good number of hot girls but too many asians and indians and fuglies.

College was way better, especially in the South. Then it actually is all blondes with short skirts.

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All of them impregnated by moi....

I hope this is better than the last batch of shit you gave me. Produced more wood than Ron Jeremy. I don't want you to yell, "Reco!" anymore. Know what you should yell? "Timber!" Yeah, Mr. Fuckin' wood.
 
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Bros like preppy girls, preppy girls like bros.

Funny part is most of these girls didn't even go to prep school

Exactly, most of them went to public schools. And plenty of NYC private school grads look nothing like this.

Oh, and to the OP, what's up with that picture of the girl sitting in the grass? Is that supposed to be "hot"? Or is that somehow related to prep school?

 

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