Preppy Girls

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Gorilla

10y

My prep school girls were not as hot. Usually it was the competing prep schools that had hotter girls. Still attracted to preppy style and that will probably never change.

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enti98

Senior Gorilla

10y

Prep school girls are generally smart enough to find a way out of my basement. I prefer to target the uneducated and disheveled, as they generally have no chance.

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Adder

Senior Gorilla

10y

I lol'ed so hard at this

Orkid

Senior Gorilla

10y

Hilarious !

Don't waste your life only thinking about money and prestige

Going Concern

Human

10y

Looks like 'preppy girls' mostly consist of blondes with short skirts.

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yeahright

Almost Human

10y

... if only

My prep school had a pretty good number of hot girls but too many asians and indians and fuglies.

College was way better, especially in the South. Then it actually is all blondes with short skirts.

Frank Sinatra - "Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy."

CFACandidateLevel1

Gorilla

10y

yeahright:

... if only

My prep school had a pretty good number of hot girls but too many asians and indians and fuglies.

College was way better, especially in the South. Then it actually is all blondes with short skirts.

I know your pain man. Did you go to a NE Prep School? Any of the Traditional Rivals?

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TheodoreBonkers

Senior Baboon

10y

All of them impregnated by moi....

I hope this is better than the last batch of shit you gave me. Produced more wood than Ron Jeremy. I don't want you to yell, "Reco!" anymore. Know what you should yell? "Timber!" Yeah, Mr. Fuckin' wood.

Whgm45

Gorilla

10y

Bros like preppy girls, preppy girls like bros.

Funny part is most of these girls didn't even go to prep school

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prospie

Almost Human

10y

Whgm45:

Bros like preppy girls, preppy girls like bros.

Funny part is most of these girls didn't even go to prep school

Exactly, most of them went to public schools. And plenty of NYC private school grads look nothing like this.

Oh, and to the OP, what's up with that picture of the girl sitting in the grass? Is that supposed to be "hot"? Or is that somehow related to prep school?

Fetty VWAP

Gorilla

10y

Sure, I guess. I think it's a sexy picture. Don't ask why.

"A modest man, with much to be modest about"

itsfuhnance219

Senior Monkey

10y

I'll take my women young, dumb, and smoking hot. Career aspirations... really sweet heart?

D M

Human

10y

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